A woman writes to the IT Technical support
Dear Tech. Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed
a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Best regards,
Desperate wife
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Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do
not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5
However, remember,
overuse of the above application can cause. Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1
.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7
Good Luck Madam!
Wife writes back: Is it possible to have both husband 1.0 and boyfriend 5.0 run on the computer in parallel. I am willing to purchase a new copy of boyfriend 5.0 if you assure all the older results from it.
Please respond
Rgds
Really really desperate wife.
