Monthly Archives: May 2011

Perjalanan Facebook

2010
August
Facebook launches Places
July
Facebook reaches over 500 million active users
July
Facebook launches beta of Questions
February
Facebook reaches over 400 million active users
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2009
December
Facebook reaches over 350 million active users
September
Facebook reaches over 300 million active users
August
Facebook acquires FriendFeed
July
Facebook reaches over 250 million active users
June
Facebook launches Facebook Usernames
May
Digital Sky Technologies makes a $200 million investment for preferred stock at a $10 billion valuation
April
Facebook reaches over 200 million active users
February
Facebook reaches over 175 million active users
Facebook joins OpenID board
“Like” feature added
January
Facebook reaches over 150 million active users
CNN Live/Facebook integration
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2008
December
Facebook Connect becomes generally available
August
Facebook reaches over 100 million active users
April
Facebook launches Facebook Chat
Facebook releases Translation application to 21 additional languages
March
Facebook updates privacy controls to include Friend List privacy
Facebook launches in German
February
Facebook launches in Spanish and French
January
Facebook co-sponsors Presidential Debates with ABC News
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2007
November
Facebook launches Facebook Ads
October
Facebook reaches over 50 million active users
Facebook launches Facebook Platform for Mobile
Facebook and Microsoft expand advertising deal to cover international markets; Microsoft takes a $240 million equity stake in Facebook
July
Facebook acquires startup Parakey
May
Facebook launches Marketplace application for classified listings
Facebook hosts F8 event to launch Facebook Platform
Facebook Platform launches with 65 developer partners and over 85 applications
April
Facebook reaches 20 million active users
Facebook updates site design and adds network portals
March
Facebook reaches over 2 million active Canadian users and 1 million active UK users
February
Virtual gift shop launches as a feature
2006
December
Facebook reaches more than 12 million active users
November
Share feature added on Facebook, simultaneously launched on over 20 partner sites
September
News Feed and Mini-Feed are introduced with additional privacy controls
Facebook expands registration so anyone can join
August
Facebook development platform launches
Notes application is introduced
Facebook and Microsoft form strategic relationship for banner ad syndication
May
Facebook expands to add work networks
April
Facebook raises $27.5 million from Greylock Partners, Meritech Capital Partners and others
Facebook Mobile feature launches
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2005
December
Facebook reaches more than 5.5 million active users
October
Photos is added as an application
Facebook begins to add international school networks
September
Facebook expands to add high school networks
August
The company officially changes its name to Facebook from thefacebook.com
May
Facebook raises $12.7 million in venture capital from Accel Partners;
Facebook grows to support more than 800 college networks

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2004
December
Facebook reaches nearly 1 million active users
September
Groups application is added; the Wall is added as a Profile feature
June
Facebook moves its base of operations to Palo Alto, Calif.
March
Facebook expands from Harvard to Stanford, Columbia and Yale
February
Mark Zuckerberg and co-founders Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes and Eduardo Saverin launch Facebook from their Harvard dorm room

Source : http://www.facebook.com/press/info.php?timeline


Installing Husban 1.0

A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech. Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed
a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Best regards,
 
Desperate wife
_________________________________________________

Reply
DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do
not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember,
 overuse of the above application can cause. Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1
.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam!

Wife writes back: Is it possible to have both husband 1.0 and boyfriend 5.0 run on the computer in parallel. I am willing to purchase a new copy of boyfriend 5.0 if you assure all the older results from it.
Please respond

Rgds
Really really desperate wife.


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